Boss Etiquette

To all the bosses out there - please use YOUR good manners and treat your employees well.  We need respect just as much as you do.  Some suggested tips:

1. Do not use vile, ugly curse words.
2. Do not ask your assistant to buy inappropriate gifts for your spouse.
3. Do not call an employee's home...say past 9 pm.
4. Do not throw staplers.

It's a well known fact that productivity and morale is higher with a fair, even tempered boss at the helm.

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